February 2012
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
boy: *accidentally gives me attention*
a day later
me: why didn't you call me last night where were you i waited for you i loved you and you abused my love i hate you i hope we can still be friends i want to make this work again fuck i can't stay mad at you i'm moving back in
